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Tonsil hockey

Two people who are romantically involved attach their mouths together and flick a tonsil stone back and forth with their tongues until one of them accidentally swallows it, losing the game.
Rob and Martha were playing tonsil hockey yesterday. Rob lost, and he's been feeling nauseous ever since.
by Superior Intelligence May 14, 2020
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tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick
Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.
by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017
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tonsil beer

when a guy nuts down your throat
by yoindiindi February 10, 2017
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jiggle her tonsils

I didn’t get laid last night, but she let me jiggle her tonsils.
by HeavyDibber January 20, 2018
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Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.
That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
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Tonsil Tinea

OMG that boy has such a bad case of tonsil tinea, he almost swallowed his whole foot.
by Gur-Thang October 13, 2021
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Tonsil Poo

The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.
Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.
by Doctorate of the words March 22, 2011
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