who is "The D"

"The D" is a real man who wears a beard and drives a suburban by day and a jaguar by night. He is the man you only hear in myths late at night around the camp fire. Legend has it he single-handedly kept a Chinese resturant in business and was responsible for the hike in fuel prices after he filled up. Much like big foot there has only been suspected sightings, a blur late at night on the roads with the sound of thunder coming from the engine bay. "The D" is rumored in live somewhere in North America, where he sings his mating song, "Thrift Shop" by macklemore.

***WARING**** Don't approach if you drive a ford vehicle.

Example of why people park in the back parking lot because they don't want to get hit by Who is "The D"

by concerned bicyclist April 15, 2013

The D-day

Sexual move

Place your woman in a firm position craddled in your lap anchored by your cock and run naked up a beach while germans shoot guns at you.

Barry and jill were mown down on a D-day

by Awsomeo 5000 February 28, 2005

The D

A place that is very cold. Also very hard to keep peace in.

It's so cold in the D...
How da fuck do we posta keep peace?

by Colin_Brooklyn August 2, 2012

the d

Tenacious D, the best band in the universe

Tenacious D Rocks!

by fatguy January 10, 2003

Run from the d

When a chick keeps sliding away from a guy’s dick during sex, dodging the last inch or two of penetration. Which is generally annoying, throw some more lube on that pussy and take that dick weak ho. Running from this d, run from my d, ran from the dick, all these refer to this phenomenon. Also see running from the dick

Guy 1: I finally took Emma home last night
Guy 2: was it everything you dreamed in more
Guy 1: she was banging but it could have been better, she didn’t know what she was doing, I made her run from the d

Imma have you running from this d
Like a crook running from the police 🏃 ♀️💨👮 ♂️
-Chris Brown

by Anal Intruder 519 April 10, 2020

The D'Silva Look

A type of dress consisting of khaki pants and a collared shirt (Pull-over sweater optional) with tennis shoes. The shirt MUST be tucked in and the pants must be short enough to show off 4 inches of sock.

No wonder why that dude gets so much action, he's got the D'Silva look

by Conan June 11, 2006

Busin’ with the D

You are busin’ with the D if you are currently riding a bus with Denzel Washington.

My buddy told me he was busin’ with the D yesterday.

by Wookie929 January 8, 2018