Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022

Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.

Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

by sniper98g July 19, 2014

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

The Cotton Candy Machine

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

by GRMCE November 17, 2011

Kate The Great Weather Machine

She is the most awesome person ever in the Mysterious Benedict Society Series. She carries around a bucket full of everything she needs and is very agile and athletic. See also, Kate Weatherall.

OMG, it's Kate The Great Weather Machine, y'all

by Juliana Renfroe June 8, 2013

The Leftwing Propaganda machine

see your television

All news channels

All of Hollywood

All music video channels

All tv commercials

All Celebrities

All rap

The ACLU,NAMBLA,the KKK,Neo-Nazis(four of the same thing)

Your tv set will turn you gay or make you a horny "bi" and get you into group sex!

By making you immoral they make you a better "consumer whore" and make you less intelligent,thus making it easier to "erode your rights"....

I'm not saying that Republicans are wonderful,I'm just saying that Democrats are evil and deceitful as all hell.

Leftwing propaganda is everywhere!

Wake up and pay attention!
Politicians DO NOT have YOUR best interests at heart.

by I used to be a Democrat August 17, 2004

singing into the pink karaoke machine

Giving head, a blowjob

That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine

by Nabomb July 31, 2007