funny skeleton man

sans is a funny skeleton man

funny skeleton man kick child butt

by David Negru February 23, 2022

skeleton key

Referring to when you defecate into a women's vagina.

"Dude, you gave her a skeleton key? You own her now man!"

by rusty shackleford jr March 14, 2009

Skeletons in your iPod

Songs or Videos in your iPod collection that you would be totally embarrassed about if your friends found out about them.

Heath: Hey, Lunchbox, you left your iPod here at work all unlocked and unattended.

Lunchbox: Uhhhh...Thanks, Brother H.

Heath: No problem, Box. Considering some of the crap that you like, I bet you have some serious skeletons in your iPod you wouldn't want anyone to find!

by 82 November 11, 2008

african skeleton key

(n.) any hard, heavy object used to break a window in order to gain entry into a vehicle or structure. usually a rock.

Tyronne used an african skeleton key to get passed those weak-ass french doors.

by MDM July 19, 2005

Skeleton Key

When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, and sticks their ring finger into the person being fucked's asshole, then turning their finger like a key

I gave her a skeleton key so much that my finger was stained brown forever

by Peter Uppercut January 17, 2007

Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should

'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be

Spirits supernatural
Are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious

Spooky, scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane

Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Spooky scary skeletons

by AAAUAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH April 24, 2019

skeleton key

A secret, hidden, or auxilary means or device to access or alter something like that of a key.

I got a Skeleton Key for us to escape this jail.

by Matt Razz June 18, 2006