by J4YD0N July 25, 2022
Filling a hot girls mouth with Irn Bru, making her go onto her knees with her mouth open whilst you dip your balls in the mouthful of Irn Bru. Essentially the same as a Mississippi birdbath but with Irn Bru instead of Kool-Aid.
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 23, 2022
Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high”
Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”
Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”
by The plug of course September 09, 2021
When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.
A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
by Lilith666 April 06, 2019
“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.
Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.
Talks pish, mixes her alcohol with alcohol in the same glass, clatty wee bitch, borderline midget, but overall a nice wee lassy
by Barcode69... May 23, 2023
Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
by YuOfTheNight July 11, 2019