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by juwayriyaamjid October 8, 2022
Get the textureful mug.The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.
Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?
Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?
Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED
Person Two: Textured?
Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?
Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED
by LinleyGames June 25, 2023
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A type of text message response that is highly detailed and catered to attacking someone's personality or image.
Example text message showing someone being textecuted:
Person 1: 🥺 you don't think I'm prettyyyyy🥲
Person 2: Lmaooooo no, I do. I do think you're very pretty, but what I am not is one of these okes that will give you a free ride just because you have your looks as a get-out-of-jail free card. Look, I get it - you were raised by a society that thinks you should be celebrated for just existing. I'm not part of that society.
You're vacuous, you're inattentive, you're an
egomaniac. You're conceited almost beyond belief to think that your distinct lack of personality is made up for by the fact that you're pretty and spend a lot of your day squatting. We have nothing, and I mean nothing, in common; you don't read, you can't tell me what your favourite movie is, you're a Cardi B fan, you
have no interest in sport other than the footballers and now F1 drivers that you enjoy objectifying. Your favorite car is what's popular, your favourite drink is whatever other people are buying you, and..No. Just no.
It staggers me that you went through so much of effort to get my number from your bra after meeting me once to be this person. You clearly do not know me at all and made little-to-no effort to in this time to do so.
So yes, you are pretty. Very pretty. But I'm pretty af too. 🤷🏻 ♂️ So what makes me chase you? It's not enough to just be pretty. It's nothing.
Person 1: 🥺 you don't think I'm prettyyyyy🥲
Person 2: Lmaooooo no, I do. I do think you're very pretty, but what I am not is one of these okes that will give you a free ride just because you have your looks as a get-out-of-jail free card. Look, I get it - you were raised by a society that thinks you should be celebrated for just existing. I'm not part of that society.
You're vacuous, you're inattentive, you're an
egomaniac. You're conceited almost beyond belief to think that your distinct lack of personality is made up for by the fact that you're pretty and spend a lot of your day squatting. We have nothing, and I mean nothing, in common; you don't read, you can't tell me what your favourite movie is, you're a Cardi B fan, you
have no interest in sport other than the footballers and now F1 drivers that you enjoy objectifying. Your favorite car is what's popular, your favourite drink is whatever other people are buying you, and..No. Just no.
It staggers me that you went through so much of effort to get my number from your bra after meeting me once to be this person. You clearly do not know me at all and made little-to-no effort to in this time to do so.
So yes, you are pretty. Very pretty. But I'm pretty af too. 🤷🏻 ♂️ So what makes me chase you? It's not enough to just be pretty. It's nothing.
by thats_fucking_cringe November 9, 2023
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by sensory advocate June 8, 2024
Get the texturey mug.Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.
Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!
Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025
Get the Testicule mug.when the game tries to use a texture but it doesn't exist so they just use a placeholder
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by garfield fan 121212 September 14, 2021
Get the missing texture mug.Bob: Did you meet with your boss and tell him that you are quitting?
Joe: No I couldn't face him in person, so I just put in my textice.
Joe: No I couldn't face him in person, so I just put in my textice.
by Rosesarered42 August 4, 2009
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