Testosteroni

A pasta dish that boosts male sex hormones

After eating that delicious Testosteroni, not only do I feel satiated, but my mojo is totally restored!

by DAKster May 17, 2023

TestosteroTard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.

That guy is a total TestosteroTard."

by agrant November 10, 2010

Testotserowned

When a girl hanging out in a room full of guys is dominated in conversation by their loud, rowdy, and overly masculine behavior.

Girl: "Hey, guys, what do you-"
Guy: "SO DO YOU MASTURBATE?"
Girl: "Um, what?"
Guy: "DUDE WATCH ME CHUG THIS BEER."
Girl: "Oh god, I think I'm getting testotserowned."

by Brohumil Fratisky August 26, 2013

testosterretard

A male rendered stupid by his hormones (sexual or aggressive), whether temporarily or long-term.

Hey look, Mitch is trying to impress Amy by baiting our neighbors' rottweiler. What a testosterretard.

by seraphTuck July 10, 2014

testosjerome

The man of all masculinity. Stare into his eyes if you dare but beware, he carries an aura that spans 30 ft. Stepping into the radius causes instant pregnancy. He consumes super planets to replenish his muscles after lifting the Sun. Capable of deforesting the Amazon with one swing. The ultimate lumberjack. There are over 9000 shades of this grey. The rivers in his body that mortals call "veins" are filled with Jesus Juice. His name is written in ancient texts but translated as Truvese Lae.

So I was walking down the street and there was the almighty TestosJerome and I got pregnant. I'm a guy.

by Travis Le February 9, 2015

Testosterocious

Used to describe a person who is particularly masculine.

Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.

I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.

by futureactiveparticiple October 12, 2016

testosterstoner

A trannie who still has feminine features, but is masculine in nature due to the large amounts of testosterone supplements taken to extradite their transition.

Although people claim that gender is a social construct, they still try to biologically alter theirs by becoming testosterstoners.

by Yolkman April 23, 2017