Tucker Telephone

A Tucker Telephone is the electrical magneto unit of a field telephone that has been modified to administer an electrical shock. Named after a Warden Tucker from a Georgia prison who used it to torture inmates, it has now become a popular device in BDSM electrical play.

My sub was getting out of line so I hooked his balls up to the old Tucker Telephone

by Inspector Gadget March 15, 2005

teleaha

Teleaha is an amazing person pretty much the definition of a Heather. She's may get straight A's in class but she just the typical blond outside of the classroom. She most likely to become a stripper when she's older or the boss of a mafia gang. She may be hot but don't be fooled she is one of the most sneaky people you will ever meet. She's 100% dating that one person everyone ships her with that she says is "just a friend." Don't go looking through her phone for spicy messages trust me you won't find and she has many hidden private social media accounts dedicated just for thoes type of messaging with her boy best friend. She's most likely dated, hooked up or thought about hooking up with everyone you know but no-one else would ever know cause she will denie it. Don't be fooled by how hot a talented she is she can be a total bitch and steal your man in one look.

"watch out Teleaha is flirting with your man again"
"Look Teleaha and her boy best friend must be dating by now, she's even playing with his hair near the bike racks"

by Teleaha October 30, 2020

Telephuck

A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."

Verb-

telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.

telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.

by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010

telephoto

A lens commonly used by stalkers and perverts.

Jimmy was taking pictures of his neighbor undressing with his 1200mm telephoto lens.

by HMIRE August 26, 2005

Telephoneiris

the iris of a telephone. simply the microcosm of a phone causing permanent hair damage and the cuticle of ones ear lobe being suctioned to the receiving end of a conversation.

telephoneiris, when talking on the phone. feeling of electrical device stuck to your ear. at the same time making your hair distraught. thus making the side of your head, used to talk, in pain.

by Rainbow y Killy March 8, 2010

mental telethargy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.

Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."

Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"

Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"

by edible_freud September 20, 2009

Skinny Eater on the Telephone

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.

Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

by Zula Queen of the Dwarf People July 6, 2010