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Twitter

Social media messaging service for the following.
-"The Sexy"
-Those who keep tabs on real people whom we call friends.
-Celebrities who make claim and believe to be real people.
-Certainly not weird social degenerates.

Usable through various forms of "current" stellar transmissions including:
SMS
IM
GPS
SSBJ
TPS
LMFAO

It is exceptional to the previous form of communication!
I follow all my friends with Twitter no matter what!

i.e.
Jean Claude - Gawsh... I sure cant believe no one has taken a stab at twitter yet!

Brucie Boye - "I KNOOW!!"
by jergonymous esquire VII March 16, 2009
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Twitter

A social media site well-known for being home to people who attack people for their opinions.
Like Reddit, but much worse.
Eren: "I'm gonna post why homophobia is an opinion, and why you shouldn't be attacked for it, on Twitter."
Daniel: "WAIT NO YOU'LL GET CANCELLED!"

>2 Days later...
Eren: "My Twitter account just got suspended..."
Daniel: "Ah well, Twitter is Twitter."
by leuma1610 June 5, 2020
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Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.
Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON
by foxic_haste January 12, 2016
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Twitter

The cave Donald Trump likes to hide in and growl at outsiders.
Donald Trump: “GRRRRRR
Chad: “Woah is that Donald Trump on twitter?”
by apple earphones January 7, 2021
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Twitter?

A different way to ask for inappropriate photos
(A girl with big tits posts a tiktok vid)
The entire comment section: Twitter?
by Justsome_randomkid September 23, 2022
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Twitter

A platform where you can troll,Harass and be a pain! also you can tweet offensive stuff!
the backround information on this. Backround Information:Twitter is one of the most toxic platforms on the Internet. As it receives heavy trolling, hate, harassment, and verbal abuse through tweets. The feature of limited character count that makes the platform unique, is also the reason that makes it so toxic.
This Toxic Person must use twitter
!
by YoutubeYT June 7, 2022
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Twitter

A place that people don't take fucking jokes
A Retard: i'm gonna cancel someone for an edgy joke on Twitter
by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th January 10, 2021
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