Raining Titties

(v.) The act of a woman's breasts exiting the brazier and entering anywhere on the body (normally hands and/or mouth) of the significant other.

Bob: "Hey, man, how was last night with Sheila?"
Bill: "Let's put it this way, it was raining titties!"

by Screwy McFuck May 13, 2013

titanic titties

A woman with large breasts.
Or breasts resembling Leonardo dicaprio and Kate winslet. Or resembling the actual titanic.

"Whoa bitch get out my face with ya titanic titties"

Emily: dude did you see those?
Jake: yea dude those were some titanic titties.
Emily: I thought it was the real life movie, so realistic.

by Titanic tittie maker December 19, 2013

nipple titties

When your nipples are so large they engulf the breasts they lay upon.

Damn. That bitch got nipple titties for sure. I feel like pizza.

by Doodred September 17, 2016

Blank titties

Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.

Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.

by Black jésus November 25, 2019

Pitty Titties

When yo girl has boob sweat and they smell like body odor from your armpits...Pitty Titty

Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela and started sucking her titties before I had to stop because she had Pitty Titties...she got pissed I couldn't continue as I told her to take a shower.

by uncle druuuu September 1, 2020

your grandmother’s titties

A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have

Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..

by Silograndma December 9, 2017

man titties

A man with abnormally large breasts.

Dude, that guy has huge man titties.

by Ryan M. June 12, 2003