A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
"Minerva proved that she was, indeed the witches bwoo by concocting the best cauldron of wtiches bwoo this side of the Rio Grande."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.
The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.
The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.
The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."
"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
by secretsandpies September 27, 2015
A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
by Withtheeyecontact September 09, 2020
by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023
by K-Dogg1 April 17, 2021
A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.
by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018