Paste Job

When a male cums on a female's breasts, then proceeds to rub his body against the female's until they are both covered in cum.

I totally paste jobbed that girl last night, it made a big mess.

by JamesDuffy121 September 30, 2013

Past Thick

A female that has described herself as "thicc" but is actually fat. Confusing thick with obese.

" No, she's not thick... she's past thick."

by 10 year old Tom January 30, 2018

slangin' paste

To masturbate onto something

guy 1: What did you do last night?

guy 2: Kate and I just went to a bar, came home and started slangin' paste on her bosom, then went to bed.

by clowncar December 01, 2008

waste paste

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara

The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

by TopherRyan January 22, 2009

Snatch Paste

The nasty gunk in the inside folds or labia of a girl's vagina. Also, a nasty or unclean girl's vagina that has dried up toilet paper, or various other detritus stuck in folds.

Dave: Hey, Marc. So did you finally get to go down on Jill?
Marc: Yeah dude, but that skank was dirty.
Dave: Why's that?
Marc: I wasn't about to eat her snatch paste.

by AveryM89 May 29, 2010

Past tomorrow

A different way of saying "The day after tomorrow".

Michael: Hey bro, wanna go out tomorrow?
Jimmy: Nah man, gotta be sober past tomorrow.

Alex: Yo bro, how's it going, you gonna start your drive across the country tomorrow?
Simon: No, past tomorrow.

by Terry Tuna August 28, 2020