Dumple-Stilt-Skin

A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.

"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)

by G.I. Joe and J.K.-47 November 4, 2006

Swift Cover

To wank off over a ladies face.

Mary asked Iggy Pop to provide her with a swift cover !!

by g0retex January 21, 2011

Swift dick

A man who doesn't last very long in bed.

She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.

by Swaggypotato69 May 10, 2014

swelt

When something is sweet and salty

The mac n cheese you made was swelt, I didn't like it.

by TheRichster_2208 March 22, 2017

swifti

"A real gangster"

swifti- "a real gangster"

by Loley šquara August 3, 2017

Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

swifties italiani

Swifties con Taste che vivono in Italia e attendono con ansia l'arrivo (cosa che non succede ma se succede) di Holy Taylor Swift e di Taylor "hippity hoppity Hoop siamo dei tasteless incompetenti nel nostro lavoro ia ia oh" Nation.

Taylor "viva gli Swiffer yuppy" Nation esistono anche gli swifties italiani lo sapete questo brutti incompetenti?

by Cluddy October 8, 2020