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spackle tackle

A combat move. usually when completely plastered, when one decides it would be a good idea to throw one's friends up against, or possibly through, the nearest wall or coffee table. The resulting holes or marks on the wall, in addition to being very noticable, are considered worthy of being fixed promptly, unlike "I'll get to that later" things such as hundreds of beer cans around the drinking place, or puke all over the bathroom.
Home Depot cashier: Are you sure you need all this wall spackle?

Broham: Yeah, actually, my bro totally spackle tackled me through the wall so hard last night at the kegger it left a fuckin' hole. Gotta start repairin' that shit somewhere.
by Alex Virgo October 22, 2007
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Spackle

When someone misplaces your casual reading glasses
Where are my glasses? I thought I put them in this glasses case?!

No, I put them in your other glasses case. Sorry, I spackled you.
by rosemaylodge July 5, 2012
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crack spackle

i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn't hold it.

crack spackle
by sodyPop May 30, 2006
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Spackledorf

Bad/Horrible situation. Used by SpongeBob in the episode where the health inspector came to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: It's spackledorf!
Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with you!
by AshleyxPeace August 14, 2009
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Sprackled

To be high as a kite or tripping balls. Under the influence of some kind of obvious mind altering substance. Not handling their high well. Gonzo.
After the party, Kyle was found behind the couch sprackled out of his gourd, laughing about lucky charms and eating dust bunnies.
by Aquakittie April 15, 2023
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spackle

Communication (words, conversation, prose, etc.) that have little to do with the question or objective at hand. Speaking for it's sake with disregard to true meaning or value.
by Rick October 3, 2003
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