splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.

I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm

by K.Moon April 22, 2018

splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.

Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch

by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018

splatterbox

Toilet

Man, I got to take an explosive shit. Can I use your splatterbox

by Donezo80 March 12, 2019

Splattergories

A scatalogical party game in which two or more people take turns consuming laxative laced foods and deficating onto a blank white canvas. The idea is that each player consumes their food in private and the others do not know what they had eaten. Then, after the player "splatters" on the canvas, the other players must collectivly decide what the person had eaten.

Person 1: You guys ready for splattergories tonight!
Person 2: Absolutly! I'll bring the laxies!
Person 3: I've been stocking up on canvases for this very event!

by airpodshotty April 24, 2023

Fanny Splatter

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.

After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.

by leesumm1 November 5, 2010

Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.

I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.

by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014

yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014