Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

I asked my wife for spanish coffee but she said no that’s too dirty.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker June 7, 2018

The Spanish Finger

To get The Shaft (Definition 3) from someone, that is, to get screwed over. However - getting The Shaft is common enough - you realise you have received The Spanish Finger only after the fact. So, in (say) a review situation - your boss makes a couple of critical remarks that are so subtle you only realise it afterwards. That is The Spanish Finger. Realisation of having just received The Spanish Finger is normally accompanid by a puzzled frown and a rub of ones chin. This was first coined in Rathmines on December 9, 2005.

What a strange review that was. I almost feel as if my boss was being rather critical of me. (Pause) In fact he definitely was. I just received The Spanish Finger. Damn.

by Yogrog December 13, 2005

Spanish Club

When you beat someone with the base of a full sealed wine bottle.

A Spanish Officer beat a peasant's face in with a Spanish Club in the movie Pan's Labyrinth.

by Lucifersneighbor November 27, 2009

Spanish Taxi

When you're having anal sex with a chick who's on all fours, and she's crawling forward slowly to compensate for your thrusts, thereby transporting you around the bedroom, kitchen, etc.

Dude, when I was with Maria last night, she totally had me in the Spanish Taxi.

Hey, did you hear about Julie? They say she's a real Spanish Taxi Driver.

by curtHendzell June 1, 2010

Spanish Effect

Whenever the number of spanish speakers is more than 50%, and they start speaking spanish amongst them, not realizing you don't understand shit of it.

Bob: I was chatting over coffee with Pepe, Juan and Manolo, and they suddenly started speaking spanish among them!

Jim: OMG! You were a victim of the Spanish Effect!

by theidiot October 4, 2009

Spanish Muffler

When a girl is having VIOLENT diarrhea and you shove your penis in her ass to plug it and the diarrhea squirts everywhere.

My girlfriend ate some bad sandwich meat and it gave her the Spanish Muffler

by elf warrior 2000 December 1, 2009

spanish blindfold

When a man rests his ballsack on the eyelids of his girlfriend, resulting in temporary blindness for her, but pleasure and ammusement for him.

'I can't believe Dave Bowers just totally gave his girlfiend a Spanish Blindfold - she was balllldeep blind!!'

by Will Atkinson March 13, 2008