An unfaithful man who has other kids during the relationship without his girlfriend or wife knowing. The man becomes a smuggler after his girlfriend or wife find out he was cheating and has other kids.
After finding out he cheated on you: "So you're telling me, NOT only did you cheat on me, but you have another kid with another woman? We've been together for 8 years and your daughter just turned 6? How did you SMUGGLE your kid into this relationship?? YOURE SUCH A SMUGGLER!!!"
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A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.
You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.
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You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!
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