Smuggles

People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.
by mysticklemom January 18, 2019
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SMUGGLE

The act of smothering someone or something while snuggling.
She loves that he is so affectionate, but he is a bit of a smuggler.
The kitten was smuggled to death.
by T Martini January 02, 2019
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Item Smuggling

A tactic in Mario Kart, in which a player purposefully enters a lower position in order to obtain better items, followed by the player taking said items into higher positions in order to use them where they shouldn't, and wouldn't, normally be able to.
"Why is Mankalor in ninth?"
"Watch yourself. He's probably Item Smuggling."
by TubbyFatFrick August 12, 2023
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smuggle and grunt

ur a ryt smuggle and grunt
by Jamie Woody's Barmy Army January 13, 2008
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smuggling nuts

Its soo cold I'm smuggling nuts
by Sextra1 November 08, 2018
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Skin Smuggling

When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.
by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 29, 2024
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Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.
“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
by Jimbo Baggins May 06, 2023
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