Smouth

A harsh derogatory term aimed at someone who is unjust, foul mouthed, or just heavily unfavoured.
It is a safe and cleaner way of saying c**t's mouth. ie: You have the mouth of a c**t.

"You crashed into the side of my car, you flamin' Smouth!!"

Or

"You, Sir, are a Smouth!"

by Dafunc July 14, 2006

smoldering starfish

When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.

As her ass smokes and she screams you have a smoldering starfish

by Moofy and erin January 11, 2008

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Smudge Cuddling

The act of cuddling&or romanticizing road kill.

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

Smout

A cross between a smile and a pout; a combination of the two.

I didn't mean it darling, I'm only teasing. And you're so cute when you smout.

by Misty's Master November 19, 2013

smord

A person who pretends to know what they are doing, but in fact knows nothing. Usually used after or during watching someone fail. Derived from the past particle for the Swedish word Smorja, meaning bullshit.

"My team are smords. Plz report."

"Look at those smords walking on the bike path and blocking traffic"

by Robogoat September 11, 2013