smopth

A. being extremely indecisive, sometimes even so indecisive that you cannot decide whether or not you are indecisive.

B. The word you come up with when you are on a messenger and mean to type the word "smooth"

A. Jonny- hey! wanna go get some icecream or a slurpy?
Mark- i don't know...i could you give me a few hours to decide?
Jonny- man, you are so smopth! forget you...i've leaving.
Mark- *dies*

B. potatoe645: yeah lol that's real smopth
celery564: LMAO! smopth?
Potatoe645: *smooth
celery564: don't cover up your mistakes...besides, smopth is a cool word! i think i'll write it in the dictionary!
potatoe645: you do that
celery564: i will!

by tiadorma the witch October 29, 2006

Smoishall

The act of creating a garden rockery while carrying out hypoglacemic attack in a nearby water feature

"Wallis dear, our gardener is having a smoishall in the back garden

by Gazza Dormand August 8, 2008

Smorphintoe

a toe that is abnormally stunted compared to the rest of the toes

I have 9 regular toes and 1 smorphintoe.

by Dreem2Reality August 16, 2011

smoist

When someone is "so moist", a combination of so and moist.

That guy is smoist he won't even have another shot of liquor.

by Deveraux12 October 22, 2011

smipple

a smelly nipple

Oh No!!!! my nipple is smelly! Its a smipple!

by catniplover123 June 24, 2016

Smop

Issa dickride. Hop off thy dick

Smop off me Austin you're ugly as shit.

by Lonzo Ball May 8, 2017

smoping

When you accidentally get a gender change.

I went to the doctor for a check up and instead got a smoping.

by Harry roundobjectbag December 4, 2017