Shatnered

New slang for "disrespect" (common current slang is "dis").

I saw William Shatner at a comedy club in Chicago and asked for his autograph. He rudely refused more than once--I was "Shatnered". (this is the origin)
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Leonard told Scotty his breath smelled like a rotten hemmoroid. He really "Shatnered him!

by Judi Malnar March 4, 2005

flathered

beyond frustrated, or flustered

I am so flathered.

by ez street man May 18, 2009

Shattered Hill

Famed for their low levels of intellect a shattered hill is one of the higher ranking members of N.Ireland's "Douchebag Patrol" famous for their fairly large yet unimpressive breasts which they routinley use to gain spaces on sofas and or beds tricking unsuspecting males into believing that they will "get them out."

It is also beleived that a shattered doesn't beleive in gravity.

Shattered Hill: Let me sit down.
Lad: Get your tits out first.
Shattered: *giggles*

God of all Gods: If you got that mediocre excuse for a wrack out I wouldn't even get a semi...

by GRAVITY EXISTS BITCH May 17, 2011

Blathered

A different definition of getting high.

Synonyms: stoned, high, baked, loaded.

Bro that sticky icky totally got me blathered!!!

by Rock873 June 24, 2016

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

slather blausen

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Shatnered

When you are so tired that you become convinced that William Shatner is a comic genius and start exhibiting Shatner behaviour known as "Shatner Moments"

"Manio, I'm a Shatnered Little Red Panda! I want to release a snuff horror film starring death row convicts with a soundtrack performed by sedated and lobotomised paedophile priests

by Dr. Benito Bunfster III jr. July 15, 2010