slampee

The slampee 7. A gross, gross office.

Hey let's go have a meeting in the slampee office!

by slampee November 6, 2017

sampscum

Sampscum (n.) That sticky film that is left around your Bathub that you can't easily get rid of.

Sapmscum (v.) A low down dirty act of pursuasion that knows no bounds.

Sampscum (adj.) To resemble filth, or scum.

(n.) The bathroom was sampscum, an air of putrescence arose from every corner.

(v.) His borther had nearly married, but he had managed to sampscum her away from him. Now he left her used, and broken.

(adj.) The grease monkey looked sampscummy and discheveled, but he was not nearly as sampscummy as the lawyer that came to forclose on his shop.

by Firebrand Johnson October 17, 2006

Sampsquanch

Another term for a hairy, ape-like being that resides prominently in the mountains of British Columbia. (i.e sasquatch).

Holy shit, did you just see that massive Sampsquanch?

by butteryturd January 11, 2010

sampling spree

When you go into a store just to eat all of the free samples. It is similar to a shopping spree, except that you're looking for free samples instead of things to buy. This is mainly used as an easy way to get free food and annoy the hell out of the store at the same time.

John: Man, I'm SO BORED.

Jake: Dude, let's go on a sampling spree at Terribly Named Mart and see how long it takes for the employees to get mad at us.

John: Alright bro! Let's do it!

by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

Samptoms

Samptoms- feelings associated with a lack of awesome, lack of gorgeous in a day, lack of incredible personality, and other great qualities. Possible feelings associated with Samptoms may include but are not limited to the following: extreme sadness, boredom, lack of motivation, agony, emptiness, or any other bad feelings.

A). I've been succeeding from debilitating Samptoms lately!

by Bzera November 20, 2014

Sample Surfing

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.

James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.

by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016

sample sneaker

When a sneaker company (ex. Adidas) makes a sneaker, but does not release it.

Cooper:"sample sneakers are custom sneakers made by random people."
Me:"No u fucking idiot. It's a brands unreleased sneaker."

by Mikey189 July 15, 2017