No Shit Sherlock

A phrase often used towards someone who states the obvious.

"There is snow outside, it must be cold"
"No shit Sherlock!"

by NowhereMan November 4, 2004

Morning Shit

Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.

It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.

Monday morning ritual

1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken

"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"

by Wizz Bang March 5, 2012

Shit Fever

When you have to shit so bad you go through a series of Fever like symptoms

ie: Chills, Cold sweats, Aching, Etc

"Are you OK dude?!"

"Yeah, I think so. My Shit fever just broke"

by FUTACK December 1, 2009

When the shit hits the fan

When a hidden or contained problem (the shit) is suddenly exposed or spirals into utter chaos (shit making contact with rotating fan blades) causing a change of tactic from problem elimination (disposal of shit) to damage control or abandonment (cleaning of all traces of bits of scattered of shit or escaping as situation is now unmanageable)

When the shit hits the fan, we’re going to need to call in a cleaner

by BLEVE March 20, 2013

shit tyrone

Telling your homeboy to stop fucking up and start getting it together, based on a popular internet meme.

<loser32> man they let me go for coming in late again
<you> shit tyrone

by itsthemechanic March 2, 2011

Miss me with that gay shit

The backup technique that is used when no homo doesn't work

Person of same gender (assuming they're a guy): Grabs dick
You: No homo
Same person: Grabs harder
You: Takes out pistol, Miss me with that gay shit

by TenDayHero December 19, 2018

Shit Gills

The uncanny attribute that allows one to survive, and even flourish, while their head is permanently stuck up their supervisor's ass.

Also, a person who has such an attribute.

Mike: I swear that guy's head is shoved so far up our director's ass, I'm amazed he can still breathe.

Jeff: Easy. He has shit gills.

by BustedPretext November 26, 2010