Shitcock

The most sloppy delicious chili dog you will ever have on the west coast

That shitcock hit the spot!

by TheShitcockKing August 3, 2023

Shitblock

What your roommate does every morning, when they occupy the restroom for an eternity and you really need to take a dump. They also may or may not leave some of the most heinous smell there after they're finally done, making you question whether you really need to go that bad.

Person: *bangs on bathroom door
Roommate: "Just 40 more minutes!"
Person: "You've been there for two hours already, stop shitblocking me!"

by Dubious.Life December 17, 2023

colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014

Shicockitikoo

When something of such social girth happens, one usually tends to shi ka ka in thier knickers.

D: Aww Damn my ole lady be buggin again.

Nico: Awwww Shicockitikoo!

by Nico & Fecal Reker May 7, 2003

Shillocker

A person who finds him/herself only interested in homosexual members of the opposite gender.

That girl has tried to hook up with 3 gay guys in the past year, she is such a shillocker.

by fleetfoxxy June 11, 2010

Shitlucked

Having bad luck; no hope for someone.

This project is shitlucked.

by obladee December 9, 2010

shitocking

To shit in a stocking then smack someone in the face with it

That boi just dissed me so I gave him a good shitocking.

by Clamdiver4eva September 17, 2017