on the shelf

if someone, especially a woman, is on the shelf, they are not married and people now believe they are too old to get married I was afraid.

my daughter would never find a husband, that she'd be left on the shelf.

by Langfreak October 4, 2016

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

Shefali

An Indian term originally a girls name, which now has come to represent the epitome of the sexy 30 something educated working Indian mother who can juggle work,kids and a high powered job aswell as respecting the Indian culture at the same time

Hey dude did you meet the new V.P of Marketing she is a total 'Shefali', she is a lady on the street but betcha she is a freak in the bed.

by dhillontech April 13, 2005

Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.

Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"

by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009

Seffered

Sexually frusterated;Psychologically horny.

I'm seffered. Her clit is taunting me.

by The True Legit Wise Ones May 28, 2010

THE Shelf

The female gluteal fold that shows itself when wearing a pair of fine ass jorts. (Underass equivalent of the underboob).

Yo, me and my bros, Eddie, Wood, and Buddy were opening up a set around Budapest on independence day and popped from 6 to midnight from all the shelf milling about.

by Jesty25 August 24, 2015