When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before
My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!
by sgdgdg March 5, 2008
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2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.
2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.
by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010
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(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
by BSanner November 25, 2010
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Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?
Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.
Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.
by P-vento May 13, 2011
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Common causes of someone being scrummbled include: women, narcotics, alcohol, divorce (see women).
Common causes of someone being scrummbled include: women, narcotics, alcohol, divorce (see women).
Frank: Alright Tony, did you hear back from that bird?
Tony: Nah man, I'm heavy scrummbled about it by the way.
Tony: You been on that Chaplin again Franco?
Frank: Aye mate, woke up this morning feeling like a pure Scrummbelina.
Tony: Have you heard anything from Shannon about seeing the bairns?
Frank: Fuck all man, feel sae scrummbled - She's turned the weans against us.
Tony: Nah man, I'm heavy scrummbled about it by the way.
Tony: You been on that Chaplin again Franco?
Frank: Aye mate, woke up this morning feeling like a pure Scrummbelina.
Tony: Have you heard anything from Shannon about seeing the bairns?
Frank: Fuck all man, feel sae scrummbled - She's turned the weans against us.
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