African Booty Scratcher

A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.

John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.

by slave owner hater April 13, 2008

Scratchgasm

The feeling a man gets when he first wakes up in the morning and scratches his ball sac.

I knew today today was going to be a great one right after I had my scratchgasm.

by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010

Scratchin' Off

1: Verb; The female equivalent of "Jerkin' Off" where the woman takes a set number of fingers and proceeds to rub at her vagina profusely for sexual pleasure.

2: Verb; When a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either jizz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to masturbate following the relief of the itch.

Ex. 1: I just walked in on my sister scratchin' off like a lotto ticket.

Ex. 2: I jizzed myself when I finally scratched off to this itch I had for an hour.

by CauSkimo April 1, 2011

Scratchgasm

That feeling you get with a really good backscratch.

She scratched my back and it felt like I was going to have a scratchgasm.

by Bill Fey May 30, 2008

scratching

An excuse for masturbating in a friend or relatives house if you are caught.

Just scratchin' give me a minute. Nearly done.

by Stuart Green April 17, 2003

Scratchisfaction

Scratchisfaction is The satisfaction of scratching an itch.

"Oh that's scratchisfaction right there!"

"My foots been itching for hours and I just got major scratchisfaction once I got my shoes off and gave them a good old itch"

The moment your backscratcher hits that spot- that's pure scratchisfaction. "Backscratcher!"

by bottay August 30, 2013

Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018