Scotland

The lake district on steroids

"I thought scotland was an urban legend until recently"

by sexy_wench_01 December 31, 2020

Scotland

Scotland is a good country

Oh yeah Scotland thats the most gloriest country

by anonymous November 12, 2021

Scotland Birdbath

Filling a hot girls mouth with Irn Bru, making her go onto her knees with her mouth open whilst you dip your balls in the mouthful of Irn Bru. Essentially the same as a Mississippi birdbath but with Irn Bru instead of Kool-Aid.

Reight theen, beebs. Wud ya layke a wee Scotland Birdbath? Yes, ay knew ett!

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 23, 2022

King O' Scotland

A mixed beverage containing scotch, whiskey, bols liqueur and sprite or 7up.

Hey Barkeep! I'll have a King O' Scotland, and don't skimp on the ice!

by greatghan December 14, 2018

Scotlanding

The feeling of not being able to relax on game day when you think your sports team is going to let you down like the Scottish rugby team does every six nations

I'm really Scotlanding about the Leicester Tigers game later today

I can't believe we were Scotlanding before today's game. We totally smashed them in the shock absorber

Those Man Utd fans must be Scotlanding right now. up against their better and mightier foes: Man City

by Chris Caulton August 28, 2016

Scotlanding

Used in reference to continuous sporting disappointment. To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. To throw away a winning position normally completely of your own making. To provide false hope to a nation that you might just reach a modest sporting achievement only to crash everyone back down to earth with a full on double dose of reality.

We were 5-0 with a minute of the game left but then ended up totally Scotlanding it.

We’re winning but I have a horrible feeling we’re going to end up Scotlanding it.

I Honestly thought we were going to do it today, but then I remembered we always end up Scotlanding it!

by Red King80 June 14, 2021

scotland.

the place where irn bru is served in cold glass cups in every restaurant you dine at, the place where if you drove far enough away from winding towns and cities, youd see beautiful greenish fields full of animals like wheat eating sheep and mooing cows. the land full of spirit, pride, celebration. the place to watch a good football match in a local bar, with a weighty pint of fizzy bright yellow beer. the place where the rain never stops falling and pounding off of the mostly grey, granite buildings. atop, the clouds tumble in the vast sky like washers of blue. this is scotland. we love scotland.

johnny: "Where are you from?"
erin: "A bonnie place. Scotland."

by erinorletheidk March 13, 2023