Scotland Is Fucked

Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed

Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked

by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019

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going all Scotland Yardy

When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.

A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...

B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!

by Lilith666 April 6, 2019

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Scotland

Where my bestie is from.........

“I’ve just been to Scotland it was amazing!”

by T34main October 11, 2019

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A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'

Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"

by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018

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Scotlanding

The feeling of not being able to relax on game day when you think your sports team is going to let you down like the Scottish rugby team does every six nations

I'm really Scotlanding about the Leicester Tigers game later today

I can't believe we were Scotlanding before today's game. We totally smashed them in the shock absorber

Those Man Utd fans must be Scotlanding right now. up against their better and mightier foes: Man City

by Chris Caulton August 28, 2016

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