beast. a town located in union county, new jersey. pretty bad ass. awesome pizza, awesome kids, awesome sports, like the soccer team and the basketball team. has nice schools, such as scotch plains fanwood high school (ftw), where kids get good grades, but has some pretty good parties. pretty diverse, italians mostly, blacks, whites, etc. a little bit of everything. lots of shit to do. a hell of a lot better than westfield.
guy 1: where you from?
guy 2: westfield, i love westfield it is the best.
guy 1: shut up. scotch plains goes hard.
guy 2: westfield, i love westfield it is the best.
guy 1: shut up. scotch plains goes hard.
by jas-the baddest April 15, 2010
Get the scotch plains mug.1. Someone or something that scorches.
2. An extremely hot day.
3. Someone or something that causes a sensation or excitement.
4. A very hard hit ball.
2. An extremely hot day.
3. Someone or something that causes a sensation or excitement.
4. A very hard hit ball.
Example: Tomorrow should be a scorcher.
Example: In the film 'Scorchers' and in slang, I liken it to a woman whose natural sexuality and confidence will turn others on without any clear logic. Possibly slang from Louisiana and the bayou?
Example: In the film 'Scorchers' and in slang, I liken it to a woman whose natural sexuality and confidence will turn others on without any clear logic. Possibly slang from Louisiana and the bayou?
by cat's paw July 21, 2006
Get the scorcher mug.A version of Bruce Springsteen's song "Born to Run" sung by Pork Scotch, the world's ugliest dickhead. First sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at Goofy Granny's expense. The record sold precisely 2 copies.
I've made a record therefore I'm young and cool.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009
Get the Born To Scotch mug.A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Tea Towel mug.A shortbread cookie topped with four marshmallows, two pink and two white, with shredded coconut, and often found with a squirt of jelly on top, and, occasionally, sprinkles. Sponch originates in Mexico and is manufactured by Marinela Bakeries. It is an all-purpose food, with for a wide variety of uses. It's quite versatile; it's a verb, a noun, and an adjective.
Ric: How was the soccer game?
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!
"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!
"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"
by ricstew January 13, 2008
Get the sponch mug.I was bored and felt like 'batin so i got out the bottle of tobasco and gave myself an El Scorcho.
A good alternative to a stranger.
A good alternative to a stranger.
by Tyfighter April 10, 2009
Get the El Scorcho mug.The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth
Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.
Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.
Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN
Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.
Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN
by XullioS & stonecoldkilla July 6, 2009
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