Big Texas

A Big Texas is when you ejaculate into a cowboy hat and then put it on someones head.

A good prank to play on hicks.

Look at that dumbass hick with a cowboy hat on over there. Too bad he doesn't know its a Big Texas.

by Tyfighter April 11, 2009

El Scorcho

An El Scorcho is when you masturbate with hot sauce.

I was bored and felt like 'batin so i got out the bottle of tobasco and gave myself an El Scorcho.

A good alternative to a stranger.

by Tyfighter April 11, 2009