Chrongle

Adjective specifying that two periods are separated in an exact unit of time. For example, differentiating a calendar year from a 365 day period (an event ‘in the next year’ may be interpreted as occurring either in the time period beginning the following January, or during the next 365 days.)

I want to finish this assignment in the chrongle week. (During the time period ending in exactly seven days)

I hope to get a promotion in the chrongle year. (During the time period ending in exactly 365 days)

Chrongle by swankysnail May 10, 2026

to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...

I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.

to schmingle by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

Dingle Schmingle 

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

Dingle Schmingle by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle 

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024