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Schofing

The act of leaving a heterosexual relationship after a substantial number of years to be in a homosexual relationship, and claiming to have been homosexual all along I.e been living a lie.
My husband left me for another man, I can’t believe it. He has been schofing all this time.
by sjg1991 February 15, 2020
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Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.
Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.
by Eodjuan April 23, 2009
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Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.
Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.
by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008
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Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.
Me and Sandy are into schlonking.
by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016
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Schockie

The word schockie is replacement word for shit (i.e.; I just took a giant schockie.)
I just took a giant schockie!
by Kevin Azurite August 23, 2011
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Shacking Up

Giving someone a blowjob. Named after the band the Shackletons because they suck so much.
"yeah, i was at the shackletons concert. but i was in the bathroom shacking up because it sucked so much"
by ShackletonHater April 14, 2010
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Caddy Shacking

When you dress up like a golfer and have "golf themed" anal sex while watching golf on television.
If your lover, mistress, partner, or friend is an avid fan of the sport of golf it is suggested that you incorporate Caddy Shacking into the act of watching golf on television. Caddy Shacking is an anal sex party game, where you must announce the events that are occurring on TV while having anal sex.

Recipient: I need to pull the pin (butt-plug) out before you try to sink the putt.
Giver: I need to line up this putt so I can get a good, long, and a solid stroke.
by Cocktavious Vagsquirten October 16, 2011
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