by the best waterbuffalo ever June 26, 2016
Get the chips & salsa mug.y'now when you have lots of salsa and very little tortilla chips. Well you mix them up. get a spoon. BAM! you have salsa soup
by Travis SilveR January 6, 2017
Get the salsa soup mug.A boy who fiends for the loving touch of the one they call Jessica. Many call him dad, but all he wants is to be called daddy. His alter egos consist of Swamp-Donk King and a gambling addicted smeagol-like creature on Sundays. Recently has been herbivorous but, do not enrage him he can very easily become carnivorous when cornered. His main fighting style is the art of the "Sucker Punch", which he has proved to be super effective. :)
Bro did you see Lil Salsa last night?
-Yea dude he sucker punched the shit out of Sam.
ROTFL, classic Salsa!
-YEEEEEETT
-Yea dude he sucker punched the shit out of Sam.
ROTFL, classic Salsa!
-YEEEEEETT
by BLYETH February 4, 2020
Get the Lil Salsa mug.When you have an intimate session with a girl on her period and her infected discharge also known as the term “Chunky Salsa” gets in the way
omg ryan my chunky salsa is leaking everywhere today..
Ryan: that sounds like a personal problem babe
Ryan: that sounds like a personal problem babe
by SlyYyYyy September 1, 2020
Get the Chunky Salsa mug.1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.
1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!
by mis-read July 14, 2011
Get the Salsa Dog mug.by WeirdlyLizzie June 30, 2011
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