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Sailor Moon Abridged 

A parody of the popular "Sailor Moon" anime. It is often shortened to simply "SMA". The appropriate age depends on how strict the viewer's parents are (if 18 and under), but I think it is for kids ages 15 and up. It includes the bulimic Sailor Moon, emo Sailor Mars, homosexual Sailor Jupiter, "Meg-like" Sailor Mercury, and idiotic Sailor Venus.
Sailor Moon Abridged: Episode 9
Sailor Moon: Don't come crying to me when the boat hits an iceberg!

Sailor Mars: I hope we do! The icy water of death will be my sancuary!
Sailor Moon Abridged by CutieXOX December 15, 2012

Sailor Julia

BEST ROBLOX YOUTUBER EVER! (she is Byebyelittleadrien.)
Person: hey wanna watch “SAILOR JULIA”.

Other Person: OMG THE BEST YOUTUBER? OFC!
Sailor Julia by Byebyelittleadrien December 18, 2021

Sailor Cherry 

Small latino man (with or without moustache) in 50's pin-up attire. Sometimes likes to aspire to do modelling or tell potential suitors that he is a model.

Sailor Cherrys (such is the plural) are never over 5ft in height and often have Jabba-the-Hut esque facial characteristics.

A good example of a Sailor Cherry in the media would be the small character 'Rinky Tink' (often mislabelled online as 'Tattoo') from the 1970's US television show 'Fantasy Island'.

Sailor Cherrys are often happy in demeanour until their ruse is uncovered and their actual gender is revealed, at which point they become incredibly fierce... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.

A Sailor Cherry's natural habitat would be any bar or beach where throwback, rockabilly losers hangout and dance to Wanda Jackson records or Johnny Cash. Should any of these people discover that other types of music and other artists existed in the 50's it causes upset and confusion, but not to Sailor Cherrys. They listen to Amy Winehouse, happily bobbing their head... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.

A most startling characteristic of the Sailor Cherry is their protective nature toward any food preparation area they deem to be their own.
There are many reports from Southern California of Sailor Cherrys baring their teeth and screaming a string of incomprehensible language in a high-pitched, banshee like wail before attacking. The common feature among these incidents has been the presence of one or more other person than the Sailor Cherry entering her kitchen... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's 'Fantasy Island'
"Oh God, nobody look. Here's comes Sailor Cherry! Nobody talk to shim!"

"Hi Sailor Cherry! I just thought I'd drop into your kitchen for..."
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAJAWANACAMINMAKISHENFAYOSNAFABISH?!"

"Sailor Cherry's drunk again, he's trying to sleep with a coyote."

"Oh no, Sailor Cherry's put lipstick on. It must be mating season."

"The plane boss! The plane!"
Sailor Cherry by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008

Sailor-Moon 

Alternate spelling for following phrase: sailor moon
Burty: Did you see Sailor-Moon on TV?
Graham: I saw "Sailor Moon". Idiot, can't you spell?"
Burty: Razamataz!
Sailor-Moon by Mechacrazie2k August 8, 2005

Sailor Moon 

I've only seen one episode (in English) and I must say that Sailor Moon as a god-awful annoying voice. The voice actor should be on Sesame Street or Spongebob Squarepants.
I wanna see Sailor Uranus.

Sailor Jarry's 

A mild tasting 92 proof Rum thats really great with a cold Pepsi cola. The cap can serve as a convenient shot glass
Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude

My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit

Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.

My friend: And how do you know that?

Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her
Sailor Jarry's by alaskanhybrid October 21, 2009