Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.
He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!
Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?
Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?
Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010
Get the Hot Stats Manmug. term used when a friend/acquaintance/colleague shows no knowledge or understanding of a topic of interest.
You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"
Friend: "He got traded again?"
You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."
Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."
You: "......"
Friend: "He got traded again?"
You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."
Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."
You: "......"
by Underdog46 November 7, 2010
Get the Get your stats upmug. Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.
by aucdan July 30, 2022
Get the Suck my fortnite statsmug. A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019
Get the jeter statmug. A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
Get the STAT Girlmug. #stats is the place where RuneScript was developed and is also home to some developers. The room consists of a dolphin, a bucket, a werewolf, a gender-confused man, a teal clay man, a runite battle-axe, a printer, a candle of Pink Sugar and many more interesting freaks.
by AlexBucket April 3, 2008
Get the #statsmug. Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).
by jjjosh April 22, 2018
Get the ship statmug.