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peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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slamming

A southern term for taking a shit or dropping a duece so to speak. Technically slamming means a massive shit, which in most cases is painful to experience. Due to the fried diet of the south, most slams have large amounts of screaming, moaning, crying, praying, and begging. Many who experience such slams change religions 2 or 3 times and in some cases have even found Waldo during the ordeal. Throughout most of the slam the one taking the slam, also called the slammer, will have slam material better known as reading material to occupy the duration of the painful event. 80% of the time this slam material will consist of up-to-date sports information and news. Though everyone has to live through painful shits it's mostly males who get the brunt of this force. More often than not, males who take slams will have socks on and will keep their phone within an arms reach incase the fire department or medical assistance is needed. It is estimated 1/3 of slammers hallucinate and/or black out due to the amount of pressure put on the rectum and anus.
Wow, I can't believe this guy is slamming in my girlfriend's bathroom.
by The Informant99 January 4, 2012
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slumming

Dating or, usually, fucking someone much less attractive than oneself.
I've been extra horny lately, so I've been slumming.
by BigKiss November 9, 2003
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Slamming

Whenever your food is just great or tastes incredibly delicious.
*takes bite out of donut
"SLAMMING!"
by YaBoyChilled October 25, 2017
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slimming

"Slimming" is the vaginal or anal insertion of a liquor (usually vodka) soaked tampon for the purpose of rapid intoxication.

Usually an attempt by a teenager to avoid detection of alcohol on their breath.
guy: What was she drinking last night? She was TRASHED!
girl: Oh, she was slimming!
by John Jacobsen June 18, 2008
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slummin

To be in a (foul mood).To feel so low that it feels that you could be living in the slums at that moment.
Yo I just got a 50 on my test. Yeah me too. Damn Im slummin.

Yo You Sluumin.Yeah Im slummin.
by Jason Tannenbaum September 24, 2008
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slamming

"how was it kissing keyla?"

" yooo it was slamming!"
by pinkxo June 26, 2016
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