retired

When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'

I am retired, so leave me alone.

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

retarded

if you don't know what retarded means you are retarded

son: "umm dad what does retarded mean?"

dad: "oh god your fucking retarded

by fgfuyfgufcferygvif March 27, 2020

retarded eagle

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys and 1 chik so we forced her to perform a retarded eagle

by l1llll1l1l1l1l1l11 March 13, 2009

retarded balls

When something is so stupid it is beyond extreme.

Warcraft Player #1 - "I can't believe you just pulled all those mobs PT!"

Warcraft Player #2 - "Yeah PT, that was retarded balls."

by Stratacaster1 March 14, 2011

racially Retarded

racially retarded is a word used for people who do not see skin color or origins. It's kind of hard for them to understand that someone is from another ethinicity. They treat everyone the same in an unbiased way and in some cases it takes them awhile to see that people that they meet are different from them.

Sam: I think I'm gonna get a tan this summer. Would like to come with Jill.

Jill: Umm.... No thanks. I don't need a tan. I'm already brown?

Sam: Oh! You are! *surprised*

Jill : Sometimes I think you're racially retarded.
The example sucks but I think you guys get the point.

by Willo_moon June 15, 2010

Menstrually Retarded

A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.

"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."

"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."

by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

hat-on-foot retarded

Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.

Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'

by Chris_Wright September 26, 2009