A guy who does not know how to use his hands to please a woman sexually. He moves his hands from genitals to breasts and all over the place. This movement resembles Tom Cruise's character from the film Minority Report when he is using the computer that he controls with the special gloves.
"Hey Susan, how did your date with Sean go last night? "
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."
by dulces120 December 2, 2009
Get the minority reportmug. 
An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
Get the Dearing Reportmug. by MaybeARealWord February 13, 2022
Get the self reportermug. by friend of bob June 13, 2004
Get the rifle reportmug. A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.
Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007
Get the The Colbert Reportmug. Toilet Paper Sheet reports.
As in : What your boss does with TPS reports.
by el_picardo February 27, 2004
Get the tps reportmug.