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releasing the Ethiopians

Taking a crap. Usually of a large magnitude, where the toilet will probably clog. This may take 10, 20, possibly 30 minutes.
Dude, I just released the Ethiopians in my girlfriend's bathroom, now its clogged.

Need to go release some Ethiopians, shouldn't take too long.

Ocupado, releasing the Ethiopians in here.
by admiralawesome12 June 15, 2010
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Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.
by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004
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Relevancy

A word spoken and written that conveys one’s relative lack of education and susceptibility to groupthink. Relevancy conveys no meaning beyond the properly used “relevance.” This word has quietly and hideously made its way into otherwise semi-intelligent settings like tech companies and advertising agencies within the last decade.
The relevancy of this film cannot be overstated, but my intelligence can be. “The relevance of this film...is timeless” would be the proper form of this word, with zero meaning lost.
by Jack_Dawson February 15, 2019
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New Release

1. A memory of recent sexual activity stored in the spank bank.
Things got pretty hot and heavy last night with Christina so I jerked off to the new release after she left.
by DBH112 October 6, 2008
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tag and release

the process of sexing up a hottie then fleeing the scene never to be heard from again
distinguish from "a keeper"
Dudely dude: dude who was the hottie i saw you with last night?
Duder: oh dude that was shirley. bitch put the pussy on me last night
Dudely dude: keeper?
Duder: negative. tag and release.
Dudely dude: excellant
by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009
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stress release

There are any number of ways you can release stress.

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The best stress release is:

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by Murgo69 December 29, 2007
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Catch and Release

A port-o-john user's key to survival.

The user carefully hangs several strips of toilet paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the "crap trap". The user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud canal has been mitigated by the hanging "shit swing". This completes the the first part of the process known as the CATCH.

After the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the RELEASE.

Note: This method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in one's survival of plastic public toilets.
They had just emptied the port-o-let. I was in a rush but I should have used the catch and release method... When my crap hit the pool below, a minty fresh blue stream shot right up my butthole, leaving me shaking in the fetal position on the plastic floor. It was as though i had just experienced my first bout with prison sex.
by M@dm@n May 28, 2012
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