recession

a solid collection of prehistoric ingredients referring to the colossal time trap between the 18th and 19th centuries with a dash of tapioca pudding

You better pick up that recession over there by that turtle or else you will get pregnant and die.

by kdizzle90210 March 10, 2008

Great Recession

1. Economic Sodomy that occurred after 10 million people suddenly abandoned their houses in 2006 and fled the country when George Bush Jr reclassified Latinos as terrorists using Patriot Act and outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act.

2. Disaster capitalism that completely skipped states, like Texas, that were smart enough to outlaw the Real ID Act and Patriot Act.

3. Repeat of the Great Depression that happened shortly after Herbert Hoover outlawed Mexicans in 1929 and collapsed the US banking system and stock market with widespread housing abandonment when he deported several million legal US residents that had brown skin.

4. The perfect storm where the governator mated the Patriot Act with Real ID Act to produce a love child that turned California into a third world country with DUI checkpoints that stole $40 million of cars from Mexicans every year and simultaneously collapsed the automotive industry selling the stolen vehicles.

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Example: What!?!?!? You mean to tell me Texas avoided the Great Recession by encouraging immigration because they already knew Bush was racist dildo fucktard BEFORE he almost killed himself on a pretzel?!?!?!

by Crackhead Awards May 5, 2013

Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.

I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.

by My Recession Job May 9, 2011

recessionALL

A period of economic distress when ALL losers living pay check to pay check suffer difficult times.

Missy freaked out when gasoline hovered around $4.00 a gallon, realizing she too was a loser living pay check to pay check during these recessionALL times.

by lady xyz June 13, 2008

Economic Recession

Not being able to find a damn parking spot at the mall.

Since when has an economic recession made it hard to find any sort of parking spot resembling thing at the mall?

Due to this economic recession, we had the closest parking spot at the mall was nearly a mile away.

by Concerned Shopper February 28, 2009

Recessed

In a sad mood, but not sad enough to be depressed.

Jimmy's been under the weather lately. I think he's recessed.

by Elephantmonker April 27, 2009

Recessionista

A person who is able to remain stylish during times of economic hardship. A recessionista can shop on a limited budget and still manage to be up to date on the most current fashions. A recessionista does not let a bad economy, inflation, or a strong recession damage his or her wardrobe and opts to search for sales and shop at thrifty discount stores instead.

"Damn, she lookin' fine...how can she afford all that since losin' her job?"

"She a big time recessionista man"

by Da Juiceman February 12, 2009