The Rondiz Effect

The effect or outcome of committing to one girl for a relationship. As a result, depression among the female community will raise and even to the point that some females may feel its necessary to put themselves on Suicide Watch.

My ex-boyfriend just got married and i feel so down lately, i think i have a bad cause of The Rondiz Effect

by Rondiz December 3, 2010

Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age

She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.

by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019

King Rounding

The style of math that statisticians and toddlers use, like in the game of checkers, it implies hopping spaces as the king does... and rounding after it should've stopped. This can also entail rounding WITHIN math problems and causing confusion.

Person A: Dude I need

Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary

by psuedominiom May 5, 2020

soham randi

A very good person in tamil language and also means surname and used to call a person

soham randi comes back 2) maybe soham randi is sick

by cobra_.1 November 23, 2021

Dewi Decimal Rounding

The act of rounding the time up or down depending on whether your about to go on smoko or finish your smoko

Boss: You cant leave now there's still 15 minutes left of work
Me: Sorry Donna, dewi decimal rounding says I can round it up and finish now

by Falcon2.0 May 4, 2020

Rudies

When you do anything but sexy time with someone, they're the best as they don't add to your number. Rudies can include blow jobs, fingering, tit wanks, etc.

normal quotes can be 'i rudiesd him' 'did you not even do rudies'...

by cappas March 13, 2009

rounding

The act of driving around aimlessly; driving round and round without a destination.

I'm so bored tonight man. Let's take John's car and go rounding.

by JackSg November 10, 2008