Cock Rocking Twat Waffle

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage

when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting

by dick i have a big September 7, 2010

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004

alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

by Big Gay Blue Balls September 24, 2015

meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.

John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!

by ebonix101 January 8, 2014

Pride Rocking

Fucking a girl on her period then taking the period blood and marking her forhead like Simba. Pride Rocked.

My girl was on her period and after we finished I Pride Rocked her and sang circle of life. Pride rocking at its finest.

by bigarmy September 9, 2014

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016

octave rocking

The attempt by singers to sing higher, lower and then higher again on a single note for dramatic effect in a song especially for the national anthem. Most singers try and fail miserably, but occassionally a few people pull it off. singing, sing, singer, octaves, music, national anthem, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, patriotic, America, USA, United States, Whitney Houston, the World Series, Super Bowl

Whoever just tried to sing the national anthem, should stop the octave rocking because you are not Whitney Houston. Just stop!

by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016