Any of a particular group of female celebrities whose drug, booze, sex and shopping addictions seem almost crafted as part of a public relations campaign. Bad publicity being better than no publicity and all, rehabutantes wring every last frop out of their drunken, dazed and consumer driven excesses before a publicist loads them into the Escalade and drops them off at Serenity Acres claiming a case of "exhaustion" -- which will be sure to fuel more buzz.
Britney, Amy and Lindsay are some of my favorite rehabutantes, look how beautifully they timed their comebacks. And they can always do it again if they start to slip from the radar !
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Get the Rehiboration mug.In Harry Potter, Professor McGonagall is an Animagus and can take the shape of a cat whenever she wants, which isn't as cool as my brother who is a master at recabbageilisationalism.
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When u go to say ur retarded and disabled at the same time and it comes out as retabled
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She's the one and only girl for this swiss guy living in the US for half a year. He did some stupid things and hopes she forgives him and ever comes back to him
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