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quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.
I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!
by eda-skip November 23, 2021
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quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
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Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.
Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies
by D Flawless March 27, 2020
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Quarantine

The time of the month when a female is having her period. Resulting in no sex for you.
I thought I was getting some ass last night but she was 'Quarantined'
by Honkytonk Bossman February 16, 2009
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quarantinavirus

a mental condition that can be developed after spending an extended period of time away from any normal social contact
Bruh I've been stuck in this house for two weeks because of that damn coronavirus shidd. I think I might've gotten quarantinavirus.
by quarantinavirusvictim March 20, 2020
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Quarantang

With everyone getting so much quarantang there will be a second baby boom in 9 months.
by Mandy FAC March 24, 2020
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Quarantoned

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.
Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.
by Wegotjokes April 8, 2020
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