Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.
Later
Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.
Joe: I'm good.
Later
Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.
by kiillrz August 25, 2011
Get the Non-progressive text mug.Generally performed during a large code development project, when the developer wishes to drink whilst continuing to code, and fight off the effects of long-term sleep deprivation and alcohol.
The method is as follows:
The developer drinks 2 regular alcoholic drinks, followed by 1 non-alcoholic energy drink, and then repeats the process during the course of the project.
The method is as follows:
The developer drinks 2 regular alcoholic drinks, followed by 1 non-alcoholic energy drink, and then repeats the process during the course of the project.
Man, I did some Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking last night to punch through developing the new website, feeling pretty second hand, but at least the website is finished!
by Erofee March 9, 2013
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by Not Flo from Progressive November 28, 2012
Get the Flo from Progressive mug.A term coined by FoxNews' Bill O'Reilly to describe liberals in a negative way as a means to perpetuate the conservative myth that all liberals are evil and want to destroy America as we know it.
A thinly veiled attempt to further divide our country in a time of national crisis in order to solidify the conservative base of "Traditionalists" as described by Mr. O'Reilly.
A thinly veiled attempt to further divide our country in a time of national crisis in order to solidify the conservative base of "Traditionalists" as described by Mr. O'Reilly.
"Some say Secular Progressives want to ban Christmas, tell us why this will hurt the democrats"
"My boss at FoxNews wants me to tell you why Secular Progressives want Saddama Bin Laden back in power in Iraqistan, so let's get started..."
"My boss at FoxNews wants me to tell you why Secular Progressives want Saddama Bin Laden back in power in Iraqistan, so let's get started..."
by Reuben Cohn October 23, 2006
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"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
by CimmonToastCromch October 3, 2019
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Huffpost ran the article "pedophilia is no longer always a mental disorder". That is so far out there that it's mentally progressive.
by Sunesetting June 29, 2017
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Jen is such a passive progressive. She wasted her vote on Jill Stein in the Presidential Election, but never bothered to vote in her local primary elections, where several Green Party candidates were running.
by StillWithHer June 23, 2017
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