primordial dwarf

A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.

'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old'
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''

by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009

Primordial Cooze

The very first vagina from which our world was birthed

Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010

primogeniture

Being the firstborn Imogen.

In cases of primogeniture you end up with a family like George Foreman's, but with daughters.

A typical interaction in a family with primogeniture:

Someone: Imogen...
Imogens: Which one?

by Bob Blokeatron September 16, 2021

Pramod

Sexist man you’ll ever meet. Very smart and tall also very creative.

That’s pramod over there he is really sexy and smart.

by Jeetan November 22, 2021

Pramod

He is best person by heart. He does all good deeds to the pple he likes n dislikes.. Hez the most trust worthy person ever. He is generous in nature and kind heart. His decision are always ryt. He impresses people by his talks n jokes... Very expressive.... Good looking n handsome guy.... He will anythg and go to any extent for his loved ones family and friends... His girlfriend /wife will be the luckiest most in the world....

Pramod wow hez a genuine man

by 35sp November 23, 2021

pramod sawant

A type of temporary puppet which dances on the tunes of his masters sitting in Delhi. Shot term embarrassment to save long term embarrassment

I'll never become a Pramod Sawant of someone.

by rokkun November 24, 2021

Primed

As a euphemism, it means that you have something prepared in advance.

Iam "I also like that you had something primed regarding the pathology of female behavior. Clever stuff."

Hym "Go to sleep."

Iam "I know but you know we would have forgotten to write this down if I didn't do it now..."

Hym "YOU would have forgotten. I would have been the one who remembered (as we were going about our day) and then you would have obsessed about it for an hour or so until you just couldn't take it anymore. Then, you would have stopped right in the middle of doing whatever we were doing at the time and then you would have done it instead of whatever it was that you were supposed to be doing."

Iam "Well...."

Hym "Exactly. You're too predictable. Not shut up and go to sleep."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2022