ass pounder

The art of making sweet love to a woman and suddenly without her knowledge slip it in her ass a few strokes and make her leap like a frog. When she turns around and says, "What the fuck" just say Oops and laugh cuz it's over anyway you look at it.

Guy: Oh yeah bend over
Girl: Give it to me daddy
Guy: ......
Girl: (moaning)
Guy: (Thinking to himself) it's time
Girl: Ouchhhhh, what the fuck!
Guy: Oops my bad, haha
Girl: You're an asshole
Guy: You're just mad cuz you can't handle an ass pounder

by Pete aka Smokey December 26, 2008

poonded

To be on drugs, or drunk. Mainly refers to being high- a weed high, that is.

Man, I smoked suma that goodgood with anna last night and I got SO poonded

by goodShitcookie November 28, 2009

Barbeque Pounder

Squirt a heaping helping of barbeque in her ear. And then you have it with the lady from behind until you both comb. Then you call it a night. Onions optional.

She was deaf for a week after i gave her a barbeque pounder. Also i dipped some chicken nuggets in her ears.

by Ye Mautse January 25, 2009

Double quarter pounder

A heart attack between two buns

Guy- Hello... hmmm I'd like to order a Double Quarter Pounder with fries and a large drink.

*1 hour later*

Guy- Where am I

Doctor- The emergency room

by Bishu Bear January 1, 2012

Forty Pounder

A Canadian term for a 40 oz bottle of liquor. Can also be used as just "a 40" or "40".

Jim: "Can you pick me up a forty pounder of Vodka from the liquor store?"
Michael: "Sure thing!"

by ArterialSquid December 18, 2016

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

Douche Pounder with Cheese

When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!

"The Buzz is a complete Douche Pounder with Cheese!"

by Pee Pee Time September 14, 2009