Hokey Pokey

What it's all about. It really is. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Stop laughing!

and you do the hokey pokey and you... aw, screw it. You know how it ends.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

lukey pokey

The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.

Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey

Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up

by morgjones13 November 3, 2014

Pokey Device

A stick shaped object used for various activities that involve poking. Pokey devices are often used to clear a clogged bowl or clean it of resin. Though not always used specifically in regards to marijuana use, pokey devices are also suitable for stoking a fire or loading a cannon.

"This bowl is clogged! Do you have a pokey device?"

by BurnEdOutOne April 14, 2010

ponkry

Old fashioned word for handkerchief.

hanky, handkerchief, nosewiper, ponkry

by trollhunter April 21, 2010

porkey poodle

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork

Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle

by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015

pokey bananas

Bananas that are pokey

Ouch the pokey bananas hurt my mouth.

by Poofy pony March 5, 2016

Pokey

Adj. When something pokes you repeatedly in the mouth or any other area.

This POKEY stick OML

by n.y.c.7.6.5 July 28, 2018