half pinched

Cutting off a shit halfway either in a hurry or to save time.

Bill’s friends were going to leave without him, so he half pinched his turd to get out in time.

by Arabian Goggles January 31, 2021

Baseball Pitcher

an asshole who cries when they give up a homerun on a pitch in the center of a strike zone on a 3-0 count and has to perform the dances of an entire musical before they throw the pitch

a Baseball Pitcher are the definition of a man child.

by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021

Prison Pitcher

A slang term for Toilet. Often used when talking about making or mixing alcoholic drinks in a toilet.

“Hey I made a Prison Pitcher of Punch!”

by Shenxiou March 5, 2022

joshua pitcher

joshua pitcher is the best boyfriend you will ever have, he’s kind and funny and is a hard worker.

he is passionate and cares. he’s the most beautiful human you will ever see. i love him

joshua pitcher is so cute

joshua pitcher is so sweet bree is lucky

by ilovemyhandsomebf August 2, 2022

grinches pinched a little before easter

the greench crook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he stole christianafrendship

grinches pinched a little before easter

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

Filling the pitcher

The act of engaging a woman in sex with a penis of considerable girth, so as to fill her vagina.

"yo kevin, I filled carly's pitcher last night!"

"gonna be filling the pitcher with her later on"

by G. Darkness September 6, 2009

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021