Petting the Kitty

a) To cautiously treat an individual so not to upset them or anger them.
b) To calm down, listen too, and reassure an agitated person.
c) The process of giving someone upset the ”there, there” pat on the back, for a matter that the upset person has overreacted on.
d) Making someone feel better about their incompetence.

Someone (co-worker, friend, etc) makes a mistake, is terribly upset, but not taking responsibility for their mistake. That "there, there" when not needed but will calm the upset person down so that you don't have to deal with there attitude. You are now petting the kitty to calm them down.

by dreamcatcherr9 October 28, 2013

Beard Petting

While in the process of the Eiffel Tower, (can only be done when the two males are best friends, otherwise is considered gay) the male railing the vag lowers his hand down, and caresses the other males face/beard. Not long after this, the male pumping the bitches face reaches down with the opposite hand, and soflty pets the railers face/beard. Thus completing the circle . . . The pumper then finishes with a pearl necklace, and video tapes the railer completing a fake punt. After the bitch is kicked out of the house, both males will high five, and follow with a "No Homo."

Male 1: Haha, i can't believe we Eiffel Towered that bitch last night.

Male 2: I know right! It's pretty funny that we threw the Beard Petting in there too.

Male 1: Yeah, she never even knew . . . No Homo right?

Male 2: Oh, yeah man, definitely No Homo.

by WuuM December 4, 2010

Petting Zoo

My house every night.

Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.

by Pete April 8, 2003

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama March 4, 2016

Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016

Heavy Petting

When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.

Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?

by Shitstormwarning February 17, 2020

petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005