Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025

Patisci

A term used to rub salt into an emotional wound. To be used only with people you’re close to, if you want to be a bastard.

Heh, she kissed me, patisci?!

by Gabe_22 December 17, 2025

covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.

"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"

by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010

Alek Patoschka

Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.

OH SHIT THERES AN ALEK PATOSCHKA ON MY DICK

by Alek Patoschka May 30, 2019

Royal Patisserie

Founded by Diasy & Peach, Royal Patisserie makes baked goods to be sold worldwide in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mmmmmm! The Royal Patisserie is the best.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

AARON PATIO PECKHAM

Another SUNDAY where the patio with the RED WINDOW shade is lifted by THE SWAN.

Hey another AARON PATIO PECKHAM and we can split together for your DIGS of your SUNNY URBAN PICK.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT October 2, 2021

Boss patio

A means of disposing of dead bodies, by burying them under an over specified patio.

You need to Boss patio that bitch!

by Discopants July 14, 2022